This Goat's Life

Hello this is melody i am filing a grievance with the elections commission because i have been unfairly excluded fropm the poll and this is ...

Hello. My name is Jammies. This is where my story starts . I was going to write a book but it seemed too tiring, so I just wrote a paragraph...

It is time for the Goat of the Year voting. These are the nominees. 1. Cora Belle. My cousin Cora Belle does not live here and I do not thin...

Gracie came over to see Cowboy. Gracie used to live here with her sister Joyjoy. They moved away to their own house but yesterday Gracie cam...

It was one of those days. First of all it was 12 degrees in the morning, which is too cold. The wind had blown the roof and one of the walls...

The farmer started getting wild-eyed again as Jammies drip-dropped back down in production. Big Orange was ushered in to be the farmer's...

It has been repeatedly shown throughout history that those who dish it out cannot necessarily take it. This applies to Winnie for example w...

Precious Jammies came in heat and went down and got bred to Cowboy. And now the farmer is wearing a black armband and a somber expression. B...

As many of you probably know, the Northwest with its deep primeval forests is home to many strange creatures. There is Sasquatch of course....

In this photo Melody sees a person with a camera and is drawn toward the limelight.

We must be thankful for what we have. Even if it is horrible. So I would like to thank the rain for coming down from the sky in torrents. I ...

Jammies the stingy mini-Mancha came in heat this morning. She stood at the fence and bawled like a calf. "Come on Jammies," said t...

As you know I explained to the farmer months ago that I did not want to go on weaning. This is where you do not get any milk. The farmer sai...

Several people keep asking me for a picture of Melody. Well I don't have one and I don't know why you would want one because she is ...

This post is private please do not read it. Dear Diary: The new goat Melody has been hogging the limelight. She has been crybabying also to ...

I guess this is supposed to a funny video or something, but 1) I think I might know these guys, they look like some cousins of mine and 2) w...

Some people say LaMancha babies are not very cute. It is true they are not as cute as Nigerian babies. But I think they may have a vestige o...

Something else annoying happened today. I was running to help the farmer put the grain in the buckets when suddenly I was trapped in the swi...

Something very annoying happened. A new goat came here. Its name is Melody. It follows the farmer everywhere and cries when the farmer leave...

Well as you know this is a Z Year. Not for us Nigerians, we do not go in for that type of nonsense. But the LaMancha babies all have to have...