This Goat's Life

Well as you know this is a Z Year. Not for us Nigerians, we do not go in for that type of nonsense. But the LaMancha babies all have to have...

I have not been here that long but nonetheless I have noticed certain things. One thing I have noticed is that nothing ever stays the way it...

Just when the milkless boys had almost reached the bottom of their ocean of tears, everybody here is getting a headache because Pinky has be...

Fabulous Last Place Wronny is one of the farmer's pets because she never causes trouble and is absolutely silent. Even when Wronny is ha...

Some people came last weekend to take a cheese class. It was very boring, they did not bring any treats for me. Zane Grey and Mr. Jimmy and ...

Why is there no justice? Why is the world filled with grief and heartache? Why must bad things happen to good goats? Why did I get banned fr...

Boxcar Betty, my cousin, used to be sweet and adorable like me. She followed the straight and narrow path of the Captain January side of the...

It is getting late in the season and because of that and for other reasons the milk production has been dropping off. I do not like to name ...

A lot has been written about the infirm (Xie Xie), the elderly (Spenny), the unproductive (most of the milkers), the conceited (Cora Belle),...

Today we went in the big meadow again. It was a beautiful Indian Summer day. Then I enjoyed a few minutes in the grain bin. "That's...

Xie Xie was in a stupor for four days, not really eating anything and with a blank look on her face. She walked around in slow motion. Yeste...

On Wednesday several of the milkers got very sick from eating some bad grain. Jessie and Wronny are fine now. Winnie, Jr. is doing pretty we...

Yesterday was a very sad and happy day at the farm. Since it is so gray out already I am going to tell the happy part. My cousin Cora Belle ...

This morning there was a strange honking noise and we all looked up to see a flock of little pink pigs flying over the barn. "Ok then,...

I was in the house watching tv with the farmer and we saw the saddest commercial.

You know what they say, every dog has his day. And it is true. Even Wendell. There has been a big bold coyote coming around and he is called...

My cousin Cora Belle came over yesterday for more fair walking practice for the goat show. It is incredibly dull and boring. The goat and th...

The farmer unexpectedly found an old picture of Marty, the kindest Nubian who ever lived. But you can probably tell that just from looking, ...

Hybrid vehicle. Runs on peanuts and grass. My cousin Filbert.

Sometimes you can come within an inch of your life and not even know it. And that is what happened yesterday. Not to me, but to my Aunt Hann...