tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10438789.post3942347021467824791..comments2024-01-17T22:55:54.630-08:00Comments on This Goat's Life: Kidder's Guide, Part Twogoatfarmerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14176633716894328115noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10438789.post-65532924511887255292015-05-23T21:53:29.052-07:002015-05-23T21:53:29.052-07:00I will definitely do just that, OGG! LOL. Hey, at ...I will definitely do just that, OGG! LOL. Hey, at least you woke the farmer from her super stupor.<br /><br />Is it just possible that a video of the football playing woman in a dress singing the 1924 "I Love You Truly" song about deceased relatives MIGHT light a creative fire under our esteemed leader??? Worth a try!! Looking forward to the video...will it be on the FB page or what...?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10438789.post-20935633380929065212015-05-23T10:56:12.477-07:002015-05-23T10:56:12.477-07:00could you ask someone to take a video of that, OGG...could you ask someone to take a video of that, OGG? Even an Iphone video would be great.goatfarmerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14176633716894328115noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10438789.post-86433280068415279612015-05-22T20:10:43.450-07:002015-05-22T20:10:43.450-07:00Well I'm going to a nephew's wedding in St...Well I'm going to a nephew's wedding in St. Louis and it's going to eat up THREE days of my life and there are no goats in St. Louis and I had to find someone to take care of mine while I'm gone which is always a worry PLUS I have to sing this incredibly horrible, loveydovey over the top 1924 song at the wedding about how all our loved ones have passed away but you're still byOzarks Goat Girlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10438789.post-11427193159351920612015-05-22T13:25:17.983-07:002015-05-22T13:25:17.983-07:00So it is Friday and Memorial Day is just around th...So it is Friday and Memorial Day is just around the corner...hope your weekend is a nice one. We plan on visiting the grave sites of our military members who have passed from this world in "thanks and remembrance of their service to our country." Way too cold here for even thinking about a swimming hole adventure - brrrrrr! Planning a family BBQ with ribs and all the trimmings. We Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10438789.post-25951159461139548812015-05-19T10:21:52.564-07:002015-05-19T10:21:52.564-07:00You're right!
Subtle it is...
6)Why are all ...You're right! <br />Subtle it is...<br /><br />6)Why are all the goats limping?<br />7)Does hoof rot always invade when the goat farmer is "away...?"<br />8)Is there a case here in a court of law regarding "intent" if the advice giver lets the advice receivers dangle after "implying promises?"<br /> <br />Here kitty, kitty, kitty...<br />I could really get into Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10438789.post-6403581925332982442015-05-18T20:54:58.951-07:002015-05-18T20:54:58.951-07:00No, no, no we must not shout at the goatfarmer. We...No, no, no we must not shout at the goatfarmer. We must entice, coax, encourage instead. Like this: Dear Goatfarmer, in case you are having difficulty starting a new post, I will offer a few starter sentence prompts. Please choose from the following:<br />1. Winnie's baby unexpectedly...<br />2. Millie said she didn't know a thing about it but...<br />3. Did I tell you how Dolly...<br />4Ozarks Goat Girlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10438789.post-57185610609401385902015-05-18T12:21:20.979-07:002015-05-18T12:21:20.979-07:00Well, OGG, I just hope I wasn't too technical ...Well, OGG, I just hope I wasn't too technical with all this medical stuff...and if it helped you, then I am humbled and grateful that my knowledge of goat birthing has been passed on to someone who will be able to take advantage of my years of study. "NATURAL," is always better, of course, but a little judicious shouting at exactly the right time and when carefully administered can Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10438789.post-54019227519013659252015-05-18T09:09:39.422-07:002015-05-18T09:09:39.422-07:00Anonymous, I have learned something very important...Anonymous, I have learned something very important from you. Yelling "GET OUT!" is a much easier and quicker, not to mention cleaner, method of getting babies to be born than sticking my arm inside a doe. Why didn't I think of that? You are second only to our beloved goatfarmer as to who I will be seeking advice from in the future.Ozarks Goat Girlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10438789.post-85200593353286293262015-05-16T05:15:35.009-07:002015-05-16T05:15:35.009-07:00OGG, you have my complete admiration! I have NEVER...OGG, you have my complete admiration! I have NEVER put more than two or three fingers inside a goat...just for the purpose of encouraging things along. I then shout at the kid inside: "Get Out!" and luckily that has always worked. The shouting is just in case all that liquid and muscle between the kid and the outside is making the kid hard of hearing. In the case of the hoof rot I also Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10438789.post-42775713788796719542015-05-13T11:33:32.061-07:002015-05-13T11:33:32.061-07:00Dear Anonymous,
You are breaking my heart. In plac...Dear Anonymous,<br />You are breaking my heart. In place of our Goat Guru all I can offer is news from my Ozarks farm. I hope it helps. For the first time I stuck my arm inside a goat and pulled out babies. I have been initiated. First one was dead. I'm pretty sure I didn't kill it. 2nd and 3rd ones are fine. But brand new mama at 5 years of age did not know what was going on. She lay Ozarks Goat Girlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10438789.post-62153873411480539032015-05-09T15:45:55.111-07:002015-05-09T15:45:55.111-07:00What blog?
So, how are you? Any news? We need to k...What blog?<br />So, how are you? Any news? We need to keep communication open among the lost souls who visit here regularly in search of...??<br />Yeah, that's the crux of it...what is it exactly that we are searching for? A cure for foot rot? We got it! The vet was more expensive, but we got it. <br />We must stop being so dependent on the Belle's to give our life meaning. At some point Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10438789.post-87673950228213280572015-05-08T17:52:47.512-07:002015-05-08T17:52:47.512-07:00I love this blog so much!I love this blog so much!Karen Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14293024258931442937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10438789.post-20862038379024017122015-05-05T05:56:27.298-07:002015-05-05T05:56:27.298-07:00Is anyone there? Hello? Being knee deep in goat ki...Is anyone there? Hello? Being knee deep in goat kids is no excuse for abandoning your loyal following of ardent fans...you know? How are we supposed to continue through life's twists and turns without the guidance and support of our goat guru? You should know that one of our girls got foot rot...yes, foot rot! This is a direct consequence of grief forming liquid that pooled around the lower Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10438789.post-16064071553129275242015-04-29T17:54:03.233-07:002015-04-29T17:54:03.233-07:00Didn't realize until today that you were back!...Didn't realize until today that you were back! I missed you, Baby Belle!EZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05830224615931028173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10438789.post-20599460342242605792015-03-19T18:00:46.099-07:002015-03-19T18:00:46.099-07:00There must be so many interesting things going on!...There must be so many interesting things going on! <br />I hope all is OK there. Please, you have habituated us to reading your interesting stories and it has been so long ago that we had a fairly steady stream of them.Carolynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12398579228282765134noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10438789.post-49529893491301688692015-02-17T16:09:34.802-08:002015-02-17T16:09:34.802-08:00Slightly off topic: I just read the nonsense about...Slightly off topic: I just read the nonsense about flowers blooming and hummingbirds arriving on the FB page...we are buried under snow with no sign of ever seeing flowers again...plenty of birds but they are not humming - just eating us out of house and home. Going insane here with goat kids needing to run and play OUTSIDE!! This is NOT my idea of an early spring...thank you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10438789.post-37492229919395810662015-02-16T11:32:05.616-08:002015-02-16T11:32:05.616-08:00I might add, unless they are Alpine kids. Then th...I might add, unless they are Alpine kids. Then they would be flying. Not like pteradactyls, but flying anyway. They have to start practicing their bully skills as soon as the<br />Or, come to think of it, might be different if they are Fainting Goats, in which case they hit the ground laying down and likely stay that way. They have to practice too. Either way, you are right. Your job is done.Marigoldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10109785080000770963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10438789.post-65827708662672164722015-02-11T21:00:54.903-08:002015-02-11T21:00:54.903-08:00Millie, after ruminating on this post--oh, and by ...Millie, after ruminating on this post--oh, and by the way, is there a limit to the number of times I can comment on a post? This makes 3 for me--I have to regretfully say I think you are wrong. You are not done after the kids are "on the ground." You have to CLEAN them off, for heaven's sake! They don't hit the ground looking like calendar goats, you know. And then you have to Ozarks Goat Girlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10438789.post-26172299972090694512015-02-11T15:20:05.594-08:002015-02-11T15:20:05.594-08:00So glad the goats are back to blogging!So glad the goats are back to blogging!Karen Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14293024258931442937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10438789.post-56302397098192414612015-02-10T17:26:23.536-08:002015-02-10T17:26:23.536-08:00Oh! Fourth cutting alfalfa hay... Heavenly!Oh! Fourth cutting alfalfa hay... Heavenly!Willow Fen Farm Goatsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10438789.post-81625321750775533672015-02-10T10:13:08.974-08:002015-02-10T10:13:08.974-08:00You know, I would just add that if baby goats were...You know, I would just add that if baby goats were pteradactyls --and who came up with that spelling?--I think that would be way cool.Ozarks Goat Girlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10438789.post-57552318420071617792015-02-09T19:29:25.594-08:002015-02-09T19:29:25.594-08:00This is good information. Thanks.This is good information. Thanks.Ozarks Goat Girlnoreply@blogger.com